If you’ve ever had the pleasure of answering nature’s call in the wilderness with just blue skies and curious woodland creatures to join you, then you know that using the toilet when you’re traveling is the exact opposite of that heavenly experience. Cramped spaces, urgent lines, wonky smells, missing toilet paper, and unfamiliar restroom setups are just some of the many problems that can plague the traveler who’s gotta go. As a wanderer with little dignity, shame, or class to her name (sorry, Ma), I’ve got some hacks that’ll turn your traveling toilet experience from “Why, gods, why?!” to “Okay. I can do this. I don’t want to. But, goshdarnit, I can.”

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Use Seat Covers to Blot Your Oily Face So That You Look Semi-Presentable Upon Landing at Your Destination

My big fat Greek wedding? More like my big oily Greek face. Seriously though, you can’t frack here (but it’d be a lucrative endeavor). The material is actually what those fancy cosmetics companies use in their expensive “oil blotting kits”, so it’s not as gross as it sounds. You’ll probably want to do it inside of the stall, though, if you’re keen on avoiding serious shade from all the people that just don’t get us.

Turn Your Carry-On Into Your Own Personal Squatty-Potty

I’m serious. It’s how we were meant to do it, YOU’RE the weird ones. Simply turn that pup on its side, sidle it up to the base of your throne, place your swollen, kankly feet on top of it, and truly understand how fantastic squatty-potties are. This hack can also be applied to hostel or hotel rooms — turn that tiny trash can into your personal footstool on the ride to heaven.

Change Your Perspective When It Comes to Methods of Going to the Bathroom That You’re Unfamiliar With

No, I didn’t just write this to get you to accept the previous tip. There are some popular travel destinations — China, for one — where it wouldn’t be uncommon to find a hole instead of a porcelain throne when you enter a stall. Just go with it — isn’t this why we travel, anyways? Look at it as a new experience (and a great way to put those expensive yoga classes into practice) instead of the perfect way to show complete strangers how uncoordinated you are.

Pack It In, Pack It Out

If you’ve ever backpacked or camped, then you’re familiar with the phrase “Leave No Trace” — it’s basically every outdoorsy person’s Golden Rule. When traveling in countries where stuffing the toilet full of toilet paper isn’t okay — Nepal, Sri Lanka, Greece — an easy (and admittedly hands-on) solution for those of you who haven’t yet fully embraced the idea of going au naturel is to simply bring the paper in, use it, and bring it back out in a plastic baggie for proper disposal ASAP.

Flight Attendants Can Be Your Besties

Once, my body was like, “Why are you doing this to me? I will now revolt” on a 15-hour flight to Australia. Let’s just say my sleep cycle wasn’t the only cycle out of whack. Having no supplies on hand, I asked the flight attendant if they had anything to help a sister out. He. Came. Through. I left that plane so stocked up on supplies, I didn’t even have to buy anything during the entirety of my trip.

Transform Your Hostel Bathroom Into a Laundry Room

Two words: Sink laundry. All the cool kids are doing it. All you need is a sink, a sink plug (I’ve also used a sock), any sort of soap, a lot of patience, and an empty wallet (because if you have extra money, save yourself the hassle and pay the $2 for the laundromat down the street). Soap up your clothes in hot water, do a DIY spin cycle, carefully wring everything out, and drape your damp load hastily throughout your hostel room (here’s hoping you have a bunk bed!).

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